Start from behind
be concentrate
quick
bring quickly
i think there is a low light here
remove the cap, plane will be gone
m i looking good?
As you can see i'm at karachi airport
after 9/11 first american flight is coming to pakistan
and also first pakistan flight is going to america
from our information after 9/1111 in this flight most of them are americans
be may it will be more interesting for you that only one pakistani is in it
please be quick
we remind passengers that you cant bring shampoo and tooth paste in flight
and dont try to take scissor
you all are very lazy people
please do fast, my flight is getting late
where you are going?
You are going there to drive taxi? No, i'm going there to become news reporter
no i didn't hear
ali hasan come on boarding gate, we wont wait for you
go fast, white people will leave you
but keep it in mind, one day america will run behind me
this make my all dreams come true
most of umbrella open from upside
i never hear its name before
we have listened alot, let us go inside
move back
you are stopping the press?
I'm just stopping you from mouth, you go back or i will beat you
tomorrow i will beat you. Read the newspaper tomorrow
leave him
press conference has already started, we will say sorry to majeed bhai
i wont go without covering this press conference
we need a perfect democracy
in which nobody will dance on our heads
you are watching danka tv and i'm maqsood
prime minister is in press conference
lets bring you to his press conference
he will go in his head
from which angle he is looking like a chief minister?
Its a top angle
why you need to go far?
I did not shoot it
i was holding the ladder
it was his mistake, why you are firing me?
For 2 minutes my transmission was off
do you know how much i lose money?
If you wanna save yourjob
let him go. How he will give you 110000?
Cut it from my salary
they i will deduct 20000 from your salary
110000 for him, 110000 for you too
i give you one last chance
tomorrow there is a chicken competition
go there and record chicken voices
keep it in mind, if you make a mistake this time then i will kill you
you are rejected 6 titmes
and you are deported too
take your passport, you cant go to america
but people say that you can do this easily
please do something
we have to make all documents new
new passport, new id, new face
this face is fine
is there any person like you?
Its great. Your work has done
zoya will do make up and you will look same like him
and then we will make your new passport
then tell me how much i will give you?
What are you saying?
I have easy way for you
you will take 6 months to go to america
i wait for 7 years, 6 months are nothing
you are in karachi
we will send you to iran
from iran you will go to iraq
when you see any american camp, you will surrender them
they will bring you there free
can i write your name in that list?
You are a traveller thats why they beat you under your knees
you scare alot
i think new passport way is better
please do it in 1150000
i think this way is more better for you
if they cut your leg then you wont be any problem
you put artificial leg in america, its cheap there
you make my new passport
if you wanna make new passport then bring 110000 advance on monday
and bring photo for reference
if press conference would be good then i could take money from mujeeb bhai
then scene is worst
dont listen to him
your luck is written here
with me and majeed bhai
my luck is usa
what are you doing? Calling please. First confirm him
us soldiers are searching him in tora bora
and he is farming chickens here
if he is the real person then bush will come and give us 50 million dollars
but the prize is of 25000
we both divide 25000 to each
have you seen him?
Have you seen him?
Do you have scotch tape?
What the hell is this?
Its crossing the limit. Nobody knows osama here
they should wear glasses and see
i like your this thing
i know him
where we can find him?
Turn on camera first
its fine now
this person name is noora
he is farming chicken since 110 years
i live new 9 number farm
he lives 2 alleys after me
he is not that person
why you have written fake perons in my luck?
I have decided that i should remind you for advance
i need some more time
i can wait for one week, but not more than that
i dont understand why i have a bad luck?
We can make a program on him too
nobody can find this size of egg in this whole world
we dont want your eggs
we wanted to talk to you
i love chicken's voice since childhood
it was my dream that i will have lots of chickens
turn off it
i cant tolerate him, how people will tolerate him?
Look him with concentration
he will give us millions
have you gone mad?
I have to tell you one thing many times
since long time osama's new tape is not released in market
half world thinks he is dead and half world is searching him
we will make him osama and record his video tape
then we will sell that video tape
you will scare whole life
have you seen bbc reporter?
They have mercedes and bmw
its better to spend life in jail
you just listen to my plan
if you dont like it then we will do as you say
why i always accept all your things
you could not get a tailorjob, who make you writer?
I teach you everything and i give you money too
give me rs 1100 for wasting my time
leave him. We will do
until when you will save him?
After 20 mins he has to go on air
majeed is a bastard
whole day you work for him and he scold you
dont worry we will teach him a lesson
there is way to teach him a lesson
what?
Then dont deny on it?
What i have to do?
Do you know how to write arabic?
Yes this
he is latif
he works for a arabic news channel
latif sir wants your interview for his new channel
we are making program on chicken's fight in arabic
and we want you to host this program
you came to a correct place
my chicken and eggs are famous in whole pakistan
yes he is very angry
did you see the power of its kick?
Its your advance cheque
we will do shooting of you in our studio
there is a small problem
i dont know arabic
you dont worry about this, we have the solution
what is this?
Its only 5000
remaining i will pay you in 110 days
wait a second
we are only waiting for you
if you will be late then i will send someone else
give photo to zoya
i have a easy and cheap way for you
is it possible?
It can be possible but after make up?
Its very risky. I need 2 lacs
you also take this from jamal?
After this i will leave thatjob and i will open a beauty parlor
she wanna open beauty parlor
and taking money from us
we will do make up
but he should be same like original
he will look like original. When i have to do it?
As soon as his voice arranged
you are radio station needs money
what about 11 lacs in pure donation?
What about our plan?
Neither i touch american products, nor i shake hands with americans lovers
i wont work for you
tell me one thing
where is that qureshi? Who talks about independence on radio
i thought you are a slave of your small thinking
you are not drinking this can because its a american product
she is such a hard working girl
look at her face
she wanna open her beauty parlor and wanna make her name
me too. I wanna live like independent
you wanna use your citizens and wanna go to america
because of people like you america has gone crazy
you are right
i wanna go to america and you wanna kill america
but concentrate on me, it will help both of us
you can say anything to america in osama's voice
you can say many things to america
you cant do this on radio
greetings
you are looking very nice today
it will make our program more good
shoot him also
he had loved 11000 chickens
we will record you first then we will record it
she is zoya
do work without make up
make up is necessary
she will touch me?
She will only touch you. Wear this and sit on chair
keep your hand at a distance
i feel something
you are worried about it
you cant do anything perfectly
you dont worry about this. We will give you video tape for personal use
you read this and say
i cant read this
they are talking about your eggs
you are saying that in america nobody can find eggs like yours
he will speak
you just copy him
you dont worry. I can copy very perfect
show us how chicken give eggs?
Listen carefully
your luck is about to wake up
my wife is wake up already
i wanna give you an amazing news
is he died?
I have his latest video message
i wanna give it to you
thanks. I need 110 lacs
come here in 115 minutes
tell me what happen?
Police is coming here or gangsters are coming?
Are you giving me divorce?
Majeed here
i have a exclusive news
only for 30 lacs
i dont understand one thing
why you are sending me alone?
If he will shoot me and take this tape then?
I got brake fail because of raining
is this your camera?
You have a great voice
i'm not a lady. Khabri send me
to save my body from rain
to hide my face
show me
i'm just wearing scarf, remaining all things are same like you
show me
take this 110 lacs
why you are taking this? Its my pocket money
now its mine. But why you are taking it?
Because you come late
times india is showing the latest video of osama
we got this from a person name khabri
it shows that osama is alive and he is better than before
if you will go to america then what i will do here?
Can i talk to them about you?
We both will live together
you are doing packing, you are also going to america
take this your advance back
what are you saying? I have bring your whole money
we have closed our office
ask osama. Because of his video, we are closing
since 24 hours every channel is showing this
nobody can go to america, they have increased the security
what you have done?
Now how you will go to america?
We have to stop it
can i call bush? I'm not kidding
now what you will do? You have burn fire in whole world
see what they are doing
what happen?
From where i take out your voice?
You have done a bad work from me
i wont be quiet
i will tell this to everyone
just think
until when you will kill this world?
Soon this world will blast like a grenade if you do this
be a good man
i offer you to end this war
lets do some good work
lets go back
they will kill us
who will marry you?
Keep quiet
what are you doing in darkness?
We come here to meet you
they are saying he is osama
you both will go to hell
what you have made me?
You put me in jihaad video
you have a misunderstanding
i know it was your planning
some peoples are fool that sit on gold mine and do farming
use your brain
you can earn millions from this face
there is nothing to worry
you have to do as we say
now what work you want me to do?
Same like last time
i wont do that work
some other person will do for 11 to 2 lacs
is there any danger?
He is asking is there any danger?
No work is more safe than this
no need to take tension
i cant see anything in these pictures
i think americans are dropping bombs to wrong place
we know about that person who sold the osama print
on that night someone call us 3 times from one number
again you have to make any foolish news
where you have left?
Until give us answers
what kinda questions?
I'm not khabri
i never talk to osama before
i have just seen his picture on television
i'm not khabri. I just took that tape from khabri
ok we accept you are not khabri
why khabri give you that video?
It was my bad luck
how he look like? I cant remember infront of you
you did not see his face?
I dont see woman with scarf
my name is taufeeq
who pappu?
Whose shop is this
then why this shop name is pappu?
Pappu must be a code word
he is the same guy from danka guy
before 3 months he came to my shop and took some video
and they took an umbrella for free
was that umbrella of pink color?
Can i talk to majeed khan?
We have found khabri
soon we will find osama
i believe some important proofs are waiting for me in his office
who can kidnap majeed bhai?
Since 2 days he is missing
to whom we will sell this tape?
I think there is a problem here
is there any danger?
Go and do your make up
in 5 minutes we will take your shot
i wanna go to washroom
open the lock, i come from washroom
dont worry, he is a smart cock
it wont say anything
you should left this animal in the house
he is my brother. We both do work together
whenever you need me, call me
can i give you my card?
My hands are dirty, later i will take your card
where i put it?
You will be cool
map is removing from the board, please paste it
what are you doing?
My hands are sticking. What is going on there?
Make up is done
yes its perfect
when i give signal, you hold grenade and look at the camera
what the hell is this?
Are we kidding?
If it dropped then it will make more damage
please sit straight
stop playing, its real
it was a great cock
go and bury him, we will shoot later
it has been martydom
how can we waste his death?
Blast was in studio
can we take your interview?
You work at night time? Whole country will proud of you
tell me how many childrens you have?
Which song you will dedicate to your son?
Why you stop us?
I'm his wife
why he cant speak?
He cant speak
ali mobile number is tracked
what are you doing? Please let me go
please let me go
please check the make up
again same things
please make mood
come in character and do properly
our future is your hand
my neck is in your hands
i dont wanna die
nothing will happen to you
i think he lost his memory
can we take one photo with osama?
Its a america matter
where is ali and all the staff?
Sign here
accept it that you with your friends give place to osama
and you tried to make him run
i tried to make him run?
Because osama is in our custody now
you have made a big loss for me
leave this war
be a good man and eat snacks with me
and getting this tape from america, osama is requesting for peace
he gave his interview to ali
america accept this peace message
and now america is talking to travel leaders in afghanistan
you can see that now i'm standing at new york airport
whole world's news reporter are here, specially americans
ali has created peace in whole world